Friday, March 30, 2012
Wanted: Trade Partner for Disgruntled Outfielder
Will accept: Bags of baseballs, gift certificates to Red Lobster, Brandon Wood.
After failed attempts at a match with New York and Cleveland, we are just trying to find a good home for old Left Fielder, Bobby. After we got some new players, we just didn't have the time to spend with him anymore, and he has done nothing but mope around the house for the last month. If you think you have the space and can give him the attention he needs, we'd be more than happy to make a trade with you. We will just take just about anything for him at this point, he just needs a home.